Got an email from coworker.

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 08/25/2014 at 09:45 • Filed to: None

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Cowoker: can you send me $info from $shareddrive you completed for me?

Me: Sure, let me just attach the email I sent you on Friday to this email.

Cowoker: You're link to $shareddrive froze my laptop! I had to turn it off!

Me: Where my whiskey at?

pdx107 > CalzoneGolem 08/25/2014 at 09:49

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have't even left for work yet and I already know it is going to be a nightmare today

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem 08/25/2014 at 09:51

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link to $shareddrive froze my laptop!

Cow-orker cannot into network use. Also, styleguide demands use of "Cow-orker" per Dogbert's Rules of Order.

Frosted > pdx107 08/25/2014 at 09:51

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I got out of work early yesterday, had a coworker there for an evening shift. The boss texted me this morning to come in real early because we're really behind. Today is going to be a nightmare.

McMike > CalzoneGolem 08/25/2014 at 10:17

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Ask for address.

Drop it in the mail.

Continue looking for whiskey

pdx107 > Frosted 08/25/2014 at 10:19

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for me is a mass delivery of all sorts of crap, new copiers, pallets of batteries for power supply units etc.

jariten1781 > CalzoneGolem 08/25/2014 at 10:32

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Whenever I have to resend something because the recipient didn't bother reading the original I always title it:

"Originally dated XXXX; resent without comment".

I always wonder if they catch my passive aggressive use of 'resent' rather than 're-sent'.

CalzoneGolem > jariten1781 08/25/2014 at 10:40

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Haha classic!

CalzoneGolem > McMike 08/25/2014 at 10:40

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It was in the bottom drawer.

McMike > CalzoneGolem 08/25/2014 at 12:16

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Was it in a jar-ro?

CalzoneGolem > McMike 08/25/2014 at 12:18

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No. No it was not.

JDIGGS > CalzoneGolem 08/25/2014 at 15:57

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I had one guy actually chew me out he didn't like these emails with records of stuff (maybe he was high on drugs) and that he wanted to use AIM to communicate for the development team. He chewed me out in front of the whole office about it, and I responded in front of everyone I was weary of using things like AIM because they end up producing broken conversations and promoting useless chatting instead of work.

He also made a fake test plan and made me work on it constantly till I finally had to raise the issue to my boss. Each of his test cases related to things that were not even in the software. He basically made a test plan based upon fiction.